Covfefe

The Trump feed for everyone who doesn't have $100k/month.

Every new @realDonaldTrump post on Truth Social, sent to your Telegram or your webhook within seconds of it going public. About two seconds later you get a market-relevance score and a one-line summary. That works for image and video posts too: Covfefe reads screenshots, memes and charts, so a post with no text still tells you something.

Covfefe · Telegram
🚨 New Trump post
Starting Monday, all semiconductor imports from China will be subject to a 100% tariff. American chips, American jobs!
View on Truth Social
📊 Relevance 8/10 · #tariffs #china #semiconductors
💹 $NVDA, $AMD, $TSM
💬 Announces 100% tariffs on Chinese chip imports from Monday.
Alert at T+0.0sScored at T+2.1s

Telegram

$29 / month
  • Alerts in a DM from our bot, within seconds
  • The same message updates with the score and summary
  • Image posts get a description of what they show; video posts update once their preview frame is ready
  • /threshold 6 skips the noise and only alerts on posts that might move markets
  • /mute video skips a whole post type; anything scoring 8+ still gets through

Card required. Cancel anytime with /billing.

Webhooks

$99 / month
  • Signed HTTP POSTs to your endpoint: post.created first, then post.enriched
  • Every event carries detected_at, so you can measure our lag yourself
  • media_description tells you what an image or video post shows, and type (text, image, video, retruth) lets you filter
  • Automatic retries, plus a delivery log in your settings

Card required. You'll get an API key to configure your endpoint.

How it works in detail: Telegram bot docs · webhook docs · n8n, Zapier and Make guides.
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Questions

How fast is it?
Within seconds of a post going public on Truth Social, usually under 5. If we ever pick up a post late, for example after an outage, the alert is marked "delayed" rather than passed off as fresh.
What about posts that are just an image or a video?
They get scored too. Covfefe looks at the images, reading any text in them: screenshots of articles or other posts, memes, charts. You get a one-line description of what the post shows alongside the score, instead of a blank. Video posts arrive before Truth Social has made their preview frame, so we keep watching; when the frame appears, the post is scored again with it and your alert updates.
Is this for high-frequency trading?
No. Firms racing in milliseconds should buy the official feed. Covfefe is for traders, newsletter writers and newsrooms who need to know within seconds, not microseconds.
What is the relevance score?
A 0–10 estimate, generated by an AI model, of how likely the post is to move markets, alongside topics, named companies and a plain-English restatement. It is context, not advice.
What does a webhook event look like?
{
  "event": "post.enriched",
  "post": {"id": "115…", "created_at": "…", "url": "…",
           "content": "…", "media": [], "retruth_of": null, "type": "text"},
  "detected_at": "2026-08-05T14:03:02.412Z",
  "delayed": false,
  "enrichment": {"relevance": 8, "topics": ["tariffs"],
                 "entities": {"tickers": [], "sectors": ["semiconductors"],
                              "countries": ["China"], "people": []},
                 "plain_english": "…",
                 "media_description": "…"}
}